did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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