please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize