Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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