hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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