FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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