um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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