Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize