Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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