He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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