she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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