I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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