The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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