its not stalking. its research.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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