Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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