I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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