Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You were trust falling into bushes
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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