i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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