He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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