No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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