This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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