So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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