So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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