so let's talk penis.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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