How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
