***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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