Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
is it fun? or sober?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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