wrigley field is MILF paradise
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i out mim tonsoeep
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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