im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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