Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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