But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
