Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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