I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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