I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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