i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the day after is always just damage control
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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