Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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