yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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