I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Someone shattered a urinal.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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