Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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