is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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