ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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