I cockslap morals
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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