Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
