i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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