I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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