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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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