youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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