i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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