Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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