i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There's even glitter on my cock...
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