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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate

  (415): View more from California

  i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube

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• (949): View more from California

  i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.

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