shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she peed on how many people?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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