it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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