we have officially lost it.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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